Again With the Fucking Norwegians

I only have two more nights to play with puppets and spandex and makeup.

*sigh*

Well... for Disney, anyhow.

On Saturday, March 1st, the Tapestry of Dreams Processional at Epcot will be a thing of the past.

But of course, I won�t be there the last night... which is actually quite irritating.

Soon after the announcement of the ending date of the parade, I started calling my friend Chad in scheduling. I promised massages, alcohol and multiple sexual favors if I could be one of the closing people in the parade. Unfortunately, I did not realize that my fate rested in the hands of another... the Magic Kingdom Parade scheduler.

So... as the performers get ready for the final parades, I will be at the Magic Kingdom doing routine in hot as fuck orange fur. And as the parade leads its way down the World Showcase Promenade for the last time, I will be a scary lit-up Chuckie doll, pretending to play a trumpet in SpectroMagic.

And who is taking my place, you ask?

A fucking pregnant girl visiting from Norway.

Because spandex looks really hot on the pregnant and all...

I wonder if she knows the Norwegian boy.

Not that I�m bitter, or anything.

*sigh*

Anyhow, if you are in Florida, Thursday night will be my last night performing in puppet... and Friday will be my last night performing as Cosmo.

Well... it�s off to work for my last night in puppet...

later, kids...

~robert