2003-09-10 - Don't Tickle Tigger
2003-04-15 - The Essence of a Marching Band
2003-03-25 - In Beer, We Trust
2003-03-07 - Jealousy and Hookers
2003-02-28 - A Bang, A Scrape and a Raging Ouch
2003-02-27 - Again With the Fucking Norwegians
2003-02-26 - Haze
2003-02-24 - Snot Funny
2003-02-22 - "Imagine if You Weren't a Freak..."
2003-02-13 - Deal-does and Dee-ks
2003-02-09 - Why *Not* to Engage Autopilot Around Overzealous Asians
2003-02-08 - A Little BJ Among Friends
2003-02-07 - Trailer Park Physics
2003-02-06 - From One Black Hole to the Next
2002-10-30 - All I Have to Show is an Aged Liver...
2002-06-13 - It's Almost Been a Month...
2002-05-13 - A Ninety-Eight Isn't *That* Bad...
2002-05-08 - Background Noise
2002-05-03 - What in the hell is Slope Day?
2002-04-26 - It Was Only One Drink...
2002-04-24 - Mr. Crankypants
2002-04-18 - Security, My Ass...
2002-04-17 - Cows, Ghosts & Lobsters
2002-04-13 - GOD�s Whizzing Down The Highway
2002-04-12 - "Enjoy the Movie, Sunshine..."
2002-04-11 - All This... Over a T-Shirt
2002-04-09 - "I Feel Pretty... and Witty... and..."
2002-04-09 - I Said... Whoops Upside Jo Head...
2002-04-04 - Only At Cornell...
2002-04-02 - drunken satan's kitchen
2002-03-26 - It All Adds Up...
2002-03-20 - Busted!
2002-03-20 - Ruining Perfectly Good Bed Sheets
2002-03-14 - Not Such a Dirty Whore, Anymore
2002-03-13 - How *NOT* to Get Kneed in the Groin
2002-03-11 - Telephone-a-Thon From Hell
2002-03-10 - The Sabal Palm Porcelain Theater
2002-03-07 - Losing my Balls
2002-03-06 - Little Green Lines
2002-03-05 - Putting the "fun" in Dysfunctional
2002-03-04 - Psych Experiment... or Sadistic Humor...?
2002-03-03 - "Please Hold..."
2002-03-02 - Mixing Liquor, Barbarians and Hoochies
2002-03-01 - What's That Smell?
2002-03-01 - just to move
2002-02-28 - Gonorrhea and Beastiality: The Danger of Meeting Strangers
2002-02-27 - Drag Queen... in my Bathroom?
2002-02-26 - Dick Measuring Contests: Who's Your Daddy?
2002-02-24 - The Joan Rivers of The Olympic Games
2002-02-23 - But the Tears Don't Come
2002-02-22 - Man, Woman or Small, Furry Animal... It Doesn't Matter
2002-02-21 - Intern Way Too Gay
2002-02-20 - Mount Me!
2002-02-19 - Another Perfect Day... in Hell
2002-02-18 - Vital Fluids
2002-02-17 - Coming Out... Too Bad I'm Flaccid
2002-02-16 - 'O Canada Can Finally Quit Bitching
2002-02-15 - Lord of the (Tongue) Rings
2002-02-14 - Happy Singles Awareness Day!
2002-02-13 - ACCESS DENIED
2002-02-13 - Pill Pounding