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2002-04-09 - 23:50 "I Feel Pretty... and Witty... and..." How queer do I feel, today? So... I was having an argument with one of my friends, earlier... It is my contention that while it's pretty obvious that I�m gay... I�m not all *that* flamey... His contention is that I�m a big flaming queer... and that I might as well go ahead and tattoo a rainbow flag on my forehead, just so that it would be "apparent to the backwoods hicks who might not be 100% convinced." Right. I know that I can definitely flame out. That�s not the dispute... but... I really don�t think that I�m that bad off... Until I got into the elevator, earlier this evening, that is. So... I get into the elevator... and this girl is already in there. Which is funny, since I live on the top floor. But, hey... not everyone is smart here... I mean... it�s not like I go to an Ivy League school, or anything... wait a minute... Anywho... I digress... So... the girl looks at me... and smiles. She then checks me out and smiles, again. I�m standing in the elevator, pretty scrubby looking. I have on an Abercrombie hat, a well worn Gap zip-up hoodie, a pair of worn jeans, a gray t-shirt and a white puka-type necklace. And I can tell she�s about to say something at me... ...until she looks at the items in my hands. In my hands... I am holding a Diet Pepsi. Ok. That�s not a horrid offense. I�m also holding a pack of cigarettes. Also not particularly a gay indicator. Right. I also have a lighter. A lighter doesn�t mean a person is gay. Oh, yeah... the lighter is purple. But I�m not the one that bought it... I swear! In fact... I don�t even remember how I gained possession of it... Right-o. I also have a book. Not an indicator... ...until you take into account that the title of the book is... girl talk Hrmm... Ok. So I read girly books?! Is that a crime?!?! I admit that I read and *loved* Bridget Jones� Diary and the sequel, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. But... I guess that I have to admit that perhaps, I am not as... well... seemingly butch as I might have once thought. *sigh* But at least I�m not Richard Simmons! How happy am I that it�s finally sorta warming up in the depths of Hell that so many others lovingly refer to as Upstate New York?! And... the most exciting part of it all??? I wore my sandals, today!!! WHOO HOO! So... today was a "mental health day"... in other words... I just didn�t feel like going to classes. Oops. So, instead, I stole Rachel and we went to McDonald�s... and then we went to the mall. Well... it�s a "mall." Not a *real* mall... but a pseudo mall... I mean... it has a couple actual stores... such as a Gap... but... still... I do have to admit, however, that I�m excited that the Pyramid Mall is looking up, as they�ve just opened a Best Buy... and they�re currently constructing an Abercrombie and a Borders... And I swear... I�m going to tie this all together in about seven lines. Anywho... back to my sandals. I love them. A lot. I have three pair of the same exact style of sandals... they're simple Quicksilvers... and they�re in different colors so that I can coordinate them with my outfits... OMG... I *am* a big flaming queer... *sigh* Anywho... my sandals are a bit worn. They didn�t really have any treads or traction to begin with... and now... they�re really bad. So... I�m walking through the Gap. And... if any of you recall... the Gap is generally floored with a slick wooden floor. Slick wooden floor + no traction = serious issues. Right. So... I almost busted my ass... Three times. Once... it was in front of this wicked cute, quite obviously gay, boi. I felt like a big tool. Right. So... that was the first time that my sandals almost killed me, today... So... it�s been a bit warmer, here... but it�s also been cloudy and rainy and icky. I was walking around the back of my building, late this afternoon... and decided to take the little ramp down to the door. Well... here I go, walking at regular speed down the ramp. Down the concrete ramp... Down the slick, wet, concrete ramp. On the slick, wet, concrete ramp... I fall... Flat on my ass. Ouch. I quickly got up and looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Thankfully... I think anyone saw... so... I saved the embarrassment of an audience... Although... now that I�ve shared it all with you... instead of having total strangers that I�d probably never see again laughing at me... ...I have all of you to laugh at me. Hrmm... Maybe I should start thinking *before* I write these entries... later, kids... ~robert
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